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Soup Dejour
01:29
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Aborted Eggs Benedict
03:45
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Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) Seperate Placenta From The Embryonic Sac Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) When Boiling The Fetus Adjust The Oven Rack
Whisking In The Rotten Lemon Juice Among The Malformed Fluid Lumpy Spoiled Butter Has Turned For Days Creating The Delectable Hollandaise
Head Out For Some Fresh Stock At Your Local Clinical Delicantessen At 6.66 A Pound Im A GLutton With My Hoover Vac In Place I Slap On The Power Button
Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) Seperate Placenta From The Embryonic Sac Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) When Boiling The Fetus Adjust The Oven Rack
With out Consent I Poach Your Tusks From A Elephant Add A Dash Of Vinegar Hatch A Meal So Sinister
Lower Fetus Boiling Immolate Carefully So It Dosent Seperate Make Sure You Only Cook A Little Skin Is Tough Gooey In The Middle
Breakfast Is Served All Atop A Carved Out Toasted Flaky Womans English Muffin
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Hymen Drizzled Hotcakes
02:01
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Hotcakes and syrups collected from stirrups With a spile and spicket you tap in her thicket
Filtered through cheese cloth and toenail clippings Patiently await as
I’m collecting my drippings And bring to a boil, blood as thick as oil
Come into my kitchen there’s no one that’s madder Force feed the
skinny ones until they get fatter This splattered cadaver mixed into
my batter Take one pane of glass, crush until shatteredAnd mix
with the flour. Customers crave to devour.......As they’re bleeding
internally One taste of our savory griddle cakes, will leave your
mouth drizzling Our syrupy glaze, chugging it down as
you feel the malaise
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Scalped potatoes (2x)
Scalped potatoes Au-Rotten forgotten slice em up
And beat em bloody till they’re all downtrodden
Simplicity of this dish anyone can make with ease
Layer hairy scalps, mixing in the moldy cheese
Scalped potatoes (2x)
Scalped potatoes Au-Rotten buck shotten
Skin for the next meal that I’ve freshly caughten
Mashing in its facial features rapid in concrete
Drip dry all the torsos, dangled, hooked right from their feet
Thinly cut the scalp, arrange and spread them out
Curdled buttermilk, with flour, salt, and milk
Aroma fills the air it’s so sickening, Puking in the mix as
it’s thickening This classic dish is French, adding to the
stench, Whisk it all you see, with a splash oui oui Let me set
the scene; A grizzly canvasing,Grease and urine stains on the
walls and ceiling Limbs and seasoning drape the guillotine,
Organs glistening, bloated, and Gangrene With a table to
operate, crematory to oven bake, Killing for cooking’s sake,
creations to copulate Just one taste will leave you wanting
more helpingsJust one taste will leave your insides gore rotting
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Rancid Risotto
03:07
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Our take on this dish of rice and wine. Its delicate creamy
texture divine Time for an A La Carte re-design, To show you its
range and versatility Look in the cabinets, but they’re all bear,
Open the fridge, there’s nothing in there All that’s left is the trash,
but do you dare? Ladle out some garbage juice, it’s the perfect
stock to make a...RANCID RISOTTO
Onion peels, coffee grounds, browned in rice and oil
Layer the dish with any kind of protein; only if it’s spoiled
Remove from heat, add the cheese, from toes, or dicks, or boils
Serve it in a bedpan freshly soiled. Anything you find can be of use,Ingredients inside of refuse, Flavor profiles, vast and profuse,
Ingesting will void our liability Finding a wine is a chore at the least, Especially one made from vaginal yeast
A dry Pinot laced with cum from a priest Ladle out some garbage juice, it’s the perfect stock to make a...RANCID RISOTTO
Replace our rice with sun dried insect shells A balanced way to add some crunch Blended in with a large assortment of maggots, grubs, and worms; an earthly lunch
No need to shop, A frugal tip to try When pairing with a cut of meat Take a drive, use the first thing that you see Agonally breathing in the street
Necrotic Rinds; Bathroom fritters Daily used, three month old kitty litter Used condoms; baby batter; Scoops of liquid
from the inside of a rank cadaver Rotted cabbage; Chunky vomit Mix it up so we can sell that shit for profit
Bloody tampons; Old bong water Smokey flavor with a subtle hint of slaughter Moldy tissues;
Pizza toppings Garnished with a lethal dose of rodent droppings Toenail clippings;
Hamster bedding Our menu’s full of recipes that will leave you Dying to....
Dumpster dive and make yourself a Dumpster dive and make yourself a
Dumpster dive and make yourself a......... RANCID RISOTTO
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Salted Sewer Sushi
01:57
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First, we start with brine mix two equal parts of water
and piss Thrown in a bowl, a toilet or such, preferably one
that cannot be flushed Relieving yourself is not such a
chore when you know you’re adding flavor How long is it good?
For how many days? The longer it sits the bolder it tastes
Now we introduce the heart of the meal Proper pinched and
portioned chunks of our stool Next, we marinade no
longer than half of a day Scooping them out is much
easier with our patented sewer skimmer Once they are
dry roll them inside a seaweed wrap with overcooked rice
Pairing them with your favorite cuts of fermented,
spoiled, mold veggies But if you prefer the dish to be hot,
have them sauteed in bile and snot
SEWER SUSHI – Salted and seasoned to your preference
SEWER SUSHI – Edible bits of delectable waste
SEWER SUSHI- Served with a semen infused wasabi
SEWER SUSHI – Gutterfish grounded redusced to a paste
Meconium King Roll – Hardest to make, Cuz the ingredients
are scarce; viscid concoction of Truffles and Dates
Vegan Volcano Roll – A protein-less sample its core,
Ghost Pepper leaves your hole bloody and sore
Philadelphia Roll – Jizz covered turd infected with aids,
perfectly baked in the ass of Tom Hanks
The Seattle Grunge Roll – Hippy shit rolled in a red flannel wrap,
peppered with buckshot like Kurt Cobain’s cap
Salted Sewer Sushi – Endless creations with unwanted waste,
Open your palettes and savor the taste
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Macabre Salad
02:16
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Wilted and Gray, nefarious greens. Soaked in a rank, cat urine saline
Shredded and chopped, distastefully preen. A wholesome use for our guillotine
A putrefactive blob, this salad that’s macabre Are you willing to ingest? This culinary mess
NOW. LETS. MAKE. IT. A. MEAL.
Strips of raw flesh, riddled with disease, Sprinkled with roasted, blood sucking fleas
A dehydrated cobble of cheese, Dressed with a creamy antifreeze
A putrefactive blob, this salad that’s macabre Are you willing to ingest? This culinary mess
Cherry tomatoes both fuzzy and black, pickled pieces of amniotic sac
Your choice of rotting vegetables work, be sure to eat with the razorblade fork
Feed your need as your insides bleed. Fetal pose as your guts decompose
Hallowed out cavity serves as the bowl, Perfectly functioning meat laden hole
Created: assembled; filled to the brim, Unholy concoction so vile and grim
Destroyed Palette from our macabre salad (2x)
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Cock Pocket
02:17
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Mildewed grains littered with pathogens Homemade flour composed of bugs and dust Mix, moisten, then layer with semen crust Knead till dough Cock pocket warm and tender...
When you’re horny for your dinner Shape the hole, enough space for a cock inside Lined with mold, basted with pesticide Cook till brown, oven baked or country fried Now plow that pie
No issues with rejection When you’re fucking a confection Share your creations with the people that you meet, we encourage the spread of STD’s Don’t discard them,
or leave them in the street. Donate to the needy for a bite to eat Whatever it takes to satisfy your kinks, just fill and freeze then penetrate your cheeks
Down Under Debbie has Kangaroo guts, Wallaby nuts, Vegemite smut
Rolled to perfectly fit on your dick, soften your shit with a white knuckle grip
No time to wine and dine? Nowhere for Willy? Wanna bang something
tasty but feel in a rush? Your needs have been answered with
Turnover Tilly Fill up the belly , her innards will gush Mystery
Molly is not for the faint of heart or the weak, an S&M treat
filled with a mixture of broken glass shards, venomous
barbs, and crocodile teeth Golden and ready it’s Flaky
Brown Betty Poke through the crust greasy lust fills
the bun Bask in the glow buck naked and sweaty
Cheesy Fleshlight disgust; Cock Pocket is done
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Fetal Fajitas
04:07
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Two Psyco Chefs From The Swamps Of Ohio
Chopping Up Victems Like Pico De Gio
Aborted Baby Repo's Their Flavor Explosivo
Fajita Filling Depot Mystery Chorizo
Submerged In Tapatio Back And Forth We Go
Bangalore Torpedo
Street Cart With No Vendor Lisence
Meat Substitutes With Compramises
From Womb To Plate A Guilt Free
Dinner Slimy Congealed Morbid
Mixture All Together Rolled
Inside A Fetal Fajita (3x)
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Heinous Hasenpfeffer
02:51
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Snares Set Catch A Hare Heading Home, Panic Stricken Flailing In The Stones
Dieseased Riddled With Mange, Before Death He Lunges Deranged
Sunken Teeth Into Finger Tips, Blood And Froth Converging On The Lips
Emptiness In Sickened Eyes, Your Rabid Flesh Will Do Just Fine
Dressing The Meat For This Dish Its No Problem For The Skinner
Let It Rest Down Inside Deep Inside Our Clogged Latrine
The Head Floats To The Top Stir It As It Starts To Simmer
1. Smells Like Stews Done 2. Come And Get Some
Slimy Rancid Bacon In A Pan, Breaded Meat With Skin And Sand
Fry'em Up Til They're Golden Brown, Toss In Stew Season Cook It ⁹
Molten Melted Face Cake
Could We Tempt You Gluttons With One Last Dish
Ambrosia Bliss Covered In Epidermis
Molten Melted Face Cake Pulsating Amalgamation
Molten Melted Face Cake
Overwelming Ghastly Eye Soar Wretched Desert Thats
To Die For Freshly Ripped From Womb Or Cradle
Slowly March This Tomb Toward Your Table
Death Procession Opens Up Baby Casket
Puncture The Bent Oozing T
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Molten Melted Face Cake
05:18
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Could We Tempt You Gluttons With One Last Dish
Ambrosia Bliss Covered In Epidermis
Molten Melted Face Cake Pulsating Amalgamation
Molten Melted Face Cake
Overwelming Ghastly Eye Soar Wretched Desert Thats
To Die For Freshly Ripped From Womb Or Cradle
Slowly March This Tomb Toward Your Table
Death Procession Opens Up Baby Casket
Puncture The Bent Oozing Twisted Visage
(Chorus) (Bridge)
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